Saturday, February 25, 2012

Losers Will Be Eaten

This just in...The Headlight Herald reports the Garibaldi Annual Championship Crab Races are scheduled for March 10 and 11th.  The races start at noon and "are scheduled to end around 5 p.m., but organizers warn they could end early if they run out of racing crabs."

How they could run out of racing crabs with the event venue just feet from the bay?  How they can tell if they are "racing" crabs anyway?  The only advice I have for those crabs is, scamper like hell down that slippery track because the losers are first in the pot.

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