I Don't Poop in your House

 Because this guy above can't speak for himself, I will let these numbers do the talking.

 "In 2013 alone, at the Nehalem Bay Estuary Clean Up, 100 volunteers collected and sorted marine debris which included...

15 yards of trash

2 yards of rigid plastic

1 yard of mixed plastic

96 gallons of glass

64 gallons of thin film

64 gallons of metal

12 hazardous material items

16 tires

4 large barrels

758 shotgun shells

27 balls

1 canoe

7 flip flops

1 buoy

1 tent

1 refrigerator"

Source: Dale Cramer Burr, Executive Director, Nehalem Community Trust, Headlight Herald Guest Opinion