- Alpha Ecological
- Natures Pest Control and Extermination Experts
- Interstate Pest Management
- Orkin Pest Control Services
- Summit Pest Management
All with ostentatious titles. You get the idea.
When we asked at the coast (because the ant army isn't inside yet, but they are marching our direction) all the locals said to call,
"Dan, the Bug Man"
Says it all...doesn't it?