Will the Cow Jump Over the Moon?

My earlier report of the Town Cow resting in peace was inaccurate. A recent article in the Headlight Herald had an update about the cow's adventures. As the article was longish, I will just give you the pertinent details:

• The cow was moved from the wayside on April 21st to the Rockaway Beach Water Treatment Plant (seems like a strange place, but they never said why).
• Ford Foundation, which launched the project in 2008, was mad.
• So was the Port of Tillamook County which owns the wayside property and hadn't been informed.
• The Rockway Beach City manager said he had permission for the move.
• Meanwhile, the cow was moved once again this time to the offices of the Tillamook Cow Online Radio Station by the station's operator where it remains today.
• The 2,000 pound statue has developed a crack from all of the heavy lifting.
• The student who had began painting the cow, but never finished the project, was disappointed and really wants to complete her painting.
• The Foundation does not want the cow on private property as it is designed to be "public art."
• All agree, this is not the final resting place for the cow, but no one agrees where it should be.

Seriously, I cannot make this stuff up! If only the Emily G Reed shipwreck had caused such a stir among the local residents when it surfaced. Stay tuned for more antics!